{"product_id":"sassy-statues-traffic-cone","title":"Sassy Statues - Traffic Cone","description":"\u003cp\u003ePart of our Sassy Statues collection, these miniature desk figures deliver equal parts sarcasm, personality, and the kind of brutally honest humor that gets you through the day.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eIf you believe that some days should come with a safety sign, then this desk figure is for you.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eThis grumpy little traffic cone is a funny way to let others know they need to approach with caution because you're undercaffeinated, stressed out, and overstimulated.\u003c\/p\u003e \n\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect gift for anyone who appreciates a little bit of humor, especially at work. Made from soft, durable plastic.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Punchkins","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67598840168491,"sku":"FXSS016","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1796\/6731\/files\/9144f57bd99edcb5eb7d90e7ee5a7ac0cb8ab9cd2a8551d80c3036d7f4fc02e6.jpg?v=1790774779","url":"https:\/\/stateofcomics.com\/products\/sassy-statues-traffic-cone","provider":"State of Comics","version":"1.0","type":"link"}