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Can't We All Just Get A Bong Plush
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET A BONG? PERFECT GIFT: Puff, puff, but don't pass on this dope plushie! With its soft fabric, dangling legs, and weighted base, it's sure to spread good vibes no matter who you give it to (especially if that's yourself)....- $16.99 USD
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Cute But Toxic Mushroom Plush
This Punchkin is cute but toxic, and let's be honest, that totally intrigues you. You're drawn to her. She's as cute as a button, and you just can't get enough. She's got you under her spell. You want her. You need her. You can't...- $16.99 USD
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Deez Nuts Plush
You'll go nuts over this salty plushie. Once Deez Nutz arrive, you'll want to scream," GOT EEM!"Âť That's normal. Embrace it. Nuttin would make a better gift than this nut-torious pair. Other puns: Pecan (he can) This plush is ideal for children, collectors, or...- $16.99 USD
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Do I Look Emused? Emu Plush
This plushie is over your antics. He's not emused, and he needs you to know it. His blank expression and head feathers make him charming and irresistible. His bright green sign is a fun way to display his punny yet obvious message. He'd be...- $16.99 USD
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Don't Get It Twisted Pretzel Plush
Don't get salty, but this plushie is knot interested in your lies. He only wants the facts, not the twisted story you've baked up. He likes his truths just like he likes his pretzels: straight up. (Well, he really prefers a hot, soft-baked pretzel,...- $16.99 USD
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Don't Hate Me Because I'm A Little Cooler Plush
DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE I'M A LITTLE COOLER PREMIUM QUALITY: This plushie is stuffed with personality! Each Punchkin is made of super soft fabric with detailed embroidered expressions and punchlines. The weighted base keeps it sitting upright so everyone can easily see them on...- $16.99 USD
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Dumpster Fire Plush
I'M FINE… EVERYTHING'S FINE PREMIUM QUALITY: This plushie is stuffed with personality! Each Punchkin is made of super soft fabric with detailed embroidered expressions and punchlines. The weighted base keeps it sitting upright so everyone can easily see them on display at home, work,...- $16.99 USD
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Freak In The Sheets Plush
This Punchkin Excels between the sheets. Complex equations make his hard drive go into overdrive. Crunching numbers is his main function, and he'll do it anywhere: the CEILING, the FLOOR, you name it. His flirty expression, dangly legs, and keyboard detail Mac him simply...- $16.99 USD
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Ghost Hey Boo Plush
Don't have the words to tell your person how you feel? Let this flirty fright take a stab at it! This plushie just screams I love you. This plush is killin' it with the cuteness! Those empty eyes, the inverted heart nose, and bloody...- $16.99 USD
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Ghost Livin The Nightmare Plush
Living the dream? Spook for yourself! This little guy is living the nightmare, but he's learned to embrace it because, as they say, “That's the spirit!" At this point in his afterlife, he doesn't really give a sheet about anything. Why? Because he's dead...- $16.99 USD
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Grim Reaper Plush
Nothing says “till death do us part” like our Grim Reaper plushie! This anti-hero is a unique way to tell anyone you're dying to make them happy, and maybe, just possibly, kill for them. His sparkling eyes, bloody scythe, and embroidered details make this...- $16.99 USD
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Grow a Pear Plush
PUNCHKINS - "Grow a Pear" Pear Plushie Whether you're an avid arborist or someone that just needs a little courage to tackle the next daunting task, this soft cuddly plush pear is the PEARfect motivator to take on whatever the world throws at you....- $16.99 USD
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Happy Wife Happy Life Diamond Ring Plush
Happy wife, happy life! Right, fellas? This plushie knows that the (not so) secret to a long and happy marriage is keeping your wife happy! NOT! She knows it takes more than that. She knows your lady needs a helpful, funny, and fully-committed partner—and...- $16.99 USD
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Hot Mess S'mores Plush
PUNCHKINS - "Hot Mess" S'mores Plushie Are you or someone you know having a rather messy moment? Maybe you just can't get it together. Whatever the case, embrace the chaos of life and cuddle this soft adorable plush Smores that really gets it. It's...- $16.99 USD
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I Baked you Some... Sassy Cupcake Plush
I BAKED YOU SOME SHUT THE FUCUPCAKES PERFECT GIFT: This cupcake might have been baked with something other than “love”. This not-so-passive aggressive plushie is the perfect gift for the PTA president who judged you for bringing store-bought cupcakes to the bake sale. She'll...- $16.99 USD
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I Don't Give a Shitakei Plush
I DON'T GIVE A SHITAKE PERFECT GIFT: He's not a boring guy, he's a fungi! This mushroom plushie is here to remind you there's spore to life than worrying. Stop foraging for the perfect mushroom gift! Punchkins make the best gift for the Holiday...- $16.99 USD
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I like Big Buns and I Cannot Lie Hamburger Plush
I LIKE BIG BUNS & I CANNOT LIE PERFECT GIFT: OMG Becky, look at those buns. They're so soft. This burger's itty bitty legs, weighted base, and embroidered details make this not your average plushie. HIGH-QUALITY MATERIALS: This plushie has personality! Each Punchkin is...- $16.99 USD
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I Like My Men Fictional Plush
This plushie loves her men tall, dark, and fictional. Let's be honest, men in the real world aren't going to cut it! She craves spice and is looking for the type of man you'll only find on BookTok. One who's attentive, protective, and will...- $16.99 USD
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I Like My True Crime Solved Book Plush
This Punchkin is OBSESSED with true crime. But he doesn't like cold cases; he wants them solved! He's seen, read, and listened to so much true crime content that he's practically a detective now. Like any true crime junkie, he knows three important facts:...- $16.99 USD
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I Love You for Your Brain Zombie Plush
Express your love and dead-ication with our zombie plushie! You only live twice, so it's time to be honest and tell your person why you really love them: for their brain. This plushie's bright pink brain, inverted heart nose, and embroidered details make him...- $16.99 USD
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